A person was cited for criminal mischief after scratching a vehicle on West Main Street with a set of keys.
A woman's former boyfriend forced his way into her apartment on Pond Row and threatened to hit her with a piece of metal. The man was arrested for partner assault.
An officer gave two intoxicated men a ride home.
A man on North Seventh Avenue told police an unknown man stabbed him in the leg with a kitchen knife. He was treated at Bozeman Deaconess Hospital.
People were lighting fireworks in yards and dorms at Montana State University.
The Gallatin County sheriff's reports for Sunday included the following:
A woman's former boyfriend had taken her kids and put them on a bus to Reno, Nev. She wanted to know how to find them.
A cow escaped from a pasture on Churchill Road. The owner of the cow retrieved the animal.
A woman on Gallatin Road told deputies she thought she saw a man from the wanted list. She had seen him on a television show.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
The latest crimes against humanity from the Bozeman Chronicle...
A caller was making sexually explicit comments over the telephone.
A man was about to shoot gophers in the city limits along Catron Street. He was warned.
A man was panhandling in the road and stopping cars on North Seventh Avenue.
Five juveniles were lighting fireworks and playing with a pellet gun on Moe Street.
A woman told police a man on Catron Street screamed at his son and possibly hit him.
A business on Cottonwood Canyon Road had its sign thrown across the road.
A man had some diamond rings stolen from his home on Thorpe Road.
Two dogs were hit and killed by a vehicle on Thorpe Road.
A man on Gallatin Field Road was arrested after giving deputies the middle finger.
A man was about to shoot gophers in the city limits along Catron Street. He was warned.
A man was panhandling in the road and stopping cars on North Seventh Avenue.
Five juveniles were lighting fireworks and playing with a pellet gun on Moe Street.
A woman told police a man on Catron Street screamed at his son and possibly hit him.
A business on Cottonwood Canyon Road had its sign thrown across the road.
A man had some diamond rings stolen from his home on Thorpe Road.
Two dogs were hit and killed by a vehicle on Thorpe Road.
A man on Gallatin Field Road was arrested after giving deputies the middle finger.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Your daily fix of wrong-doings...
A person had a question about his or her son being in protective custody.
A Bozeman High School student was stopped and told to go back to class.
The student was cutting class.
A man placed his suitcase in the wrong vehicle when he left his hotel on Commerce Way. The vehicle was gone when the man realized his mistake.
A Chief Joseph Middle School student tackled another student, punched him and threatened to hit him with a wallet chain. The student was cited for disorderly conduct.
An officer mediated an argument between two angry drivers on West Main Street. At the end of the conversation, the drivers shook hands and went separate ways.
An officer told a juvenile boy to stop mooning people. He had been flashing his butt to passing cars while riding in the back of a vehicle on North 11th Avenue.
Three men threw a cup of pop at a woman's vehicle on West Koch Street.
A car was egged on West Garfield Street.
A man was outside of Gallatin County's jail yelling at female inmates.
A Bozeman High School student was stopped and told to go back to class.
The student was cutting class.
A man placed his suitcase in the wrong vehicle when he left his hotel on Commerce Way. The vehicle was gone when the man realized his mistake.
A Chief Joseph Middle School student tackled another student, punched him and threatened to hit him with a wallet chain. The student was cited for disorderly conduct.
An officer mediated an argument between two angry drivers on West Main Street. At the end of the conversation, the drivers shook hands and went separate ways.
An officer told a juvenile boy to stop mooning people. He had been flashing his butt to passing cars while riding in the back of a vehicle on North 11th Avenue.
Three men threw a cup of pop at a woman's vehicle on West Koch Street.
A car was egged on West Garfield Street.
A man was outside of Gallatin County's jail yelling at female inmates.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
More Crime in Bozeman
And here are some more items from the Police Blotter section of the Bozeman Chronicle... (my commentary is in CAPS)
Deputies responded to a call of people playing loud music on Frank road. A deputy found a person holding several marijuana pipes. (SEVERAL? YOU ONLY NEED ONE GOOD ONE!)
A man told deputies he was assaulted at home by a plumber.
A man on west Koch street told police someone planted cameras in his home. He thought people had been posting the footage on the Internet.
Officers contacted a man who was seen attempting to enter a Main Street church. The man stated that he wanted to pray.
Officers assisted MSU police with a man on Julia Martin Drive who claimed someone was shooting at him. The man was hallucinating. (AWESOME!)
A vehicle was covered with trash on East Kagy Blvd.
A man asked officers how long a knife blade could be on a concealed weapon.
An officer told him it had to be less than 4 inches.
And finally:
Several women on So. Tracy Avenue were concerned about a man parked in front of their home for hours at a time. An officer found the man and asked him what he was doing there for so long. He told the officer he was reading his mail and listening to gospel programs on the radio. The officer cited him with a parking ticket. (REASON # 2547 WHY YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO GOSPEL)
Deputies responded to a call of people playing loud music on Frank road. A deputy found a person holding several marijuana pipes. (SEVERAL? YOU ONLY NEED ONE GOOD ONE!)
A man told deputies he was assaulted at home by a plumber.
A man on west Koch street told police someone planted cameras in his home. He thought people had been posting the footage on the Internet.
Officers contacted a man who was seen attempting to enter a Main Street church. The man stated that he wanted to pray.
Officers assisted MSU police with a man on Julia Martin Drive who claimed someone was shooting at him. The man was hallucinating. (AWESOME!)
A vehicle was covered with trash on East Kagy Blvd.
A man asked officers how long a knife blade could be on a concealed weapon.
An officer told him it had to be less than 4 inches.
And finally:
Several women on So. Tracy Avenue were concerned about a man parked in front of their home for hours at a time. An officer found the man and asked him what he was doing there for so long. He told the officer he was reading his mail and listening to gospel programs on the radio. The officer cited him with a parking ticket. (REASON # 2547 WHY YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO GOSPEL)
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Introducing the Bozeman Chronicle Police Blotter!
Today is your lucky day! My father, who lives in Bozeman, has started emailing me the items from the Bozeman Chronicle's Police Blotter section. Believe it or not, these are for real (and probably one of the best sources of hilarity I have seen in a while!). My Commentary is in CAPS.
Enjoy!
An intoxicated woman on West Oak Street was having personal problems with a neighbor. She was told to leave her neighbor alone.
A house on East Granite Avenue was hit with paintballs.
A house on Ravalli Street was also struck with paintballs. (I WONDER IF THIS IS RELATED TO THE EAST GRANITE AVE. INCIDENT...)
The Gallatin County sheriff's reports for Sunday included the following:
Men were fighting in downtown Belgrade. The fight began in a card room.
A man's "soon to be ex-wife" stole the hubcaps off his vehicle parked on Border Lane. (AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T MESS WITH HIS TRAILER HOME HUBCAPS)
The Montana State University Police reports from Feb. 3 to Feb. 5 included the following:
Several men were wrestling. They were cited for underage drinking.
A student tossed a tray of food against the wall and ceiling at a dining hall. (TEEN ANGST AT ITS FINEST)
A woman might have been poked with a needle while she was at a party. (MIGHT HAVE BEEN "POKED"? I THINK I WOULD KNOW IF I HAD BEEN "POKED" - ESPECIALLY BY A NEEDLE...)
Enjoy!
An intoxicated woman on West Oak Street was having personal problems with a neighbor. She was told to leave her neighbor alone.
A house on East Granite Avenue was hit with paintballs.
A house on Ravalli Street was also struck with paintballs. (I WONDER IF THIS IS RELATED TO THE EAST GRANITE AVE. INCIDENT...)
The Gallatin County sheriff's reports for Sunday included the following:
Men were fighting in downtown Belgrade. The fight began in a card room.
A man's "soon to be ex-wife" stole the hubcaps off his vehicle parked on Border Lane. (AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T MESS WITH HIS TRAILER HOME HUBCAPS)
The Montana State University Police reports from Feb. 3 to Feb. 5 included the following:
Several men were wrestling. They were cited for underage drinking.
A student tossed a tray of food against the wall and ceiling at a dining hall. (TEEN ANGST AT ITS FINEST)
A woman might have been poked with a needle while she was at a party. (MIGHT HAVE BEEN "POKED"? I THINK I WOULD KNOW IF I HAD BEEN "POKED" - ESPECIALLY BY A NEEDLE...)
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