Today is your lucky day! My father, who lives in Bozeman, has started emailing me the items from the Bozeman Chronicle's Police Blotter section. Believe it or not, these are for real (and probably one of the best sources of hilarity I have seen in a while!). My Commentary is in CAPS.
Enjoy!
An intoxicated woman on West Oak Street was having personal problems with a neighbor. She was told to leave her neighbor alone.
A house on East Granite Avenue was hit with paintballs.
A house on Ravalli Street was also struck with paintballs. (I WONDER IF THIS IS RELATED TO THE EAST GRANITE AVE. INCIDENT...)
The Gallatin County sheriff's reports for Sunday included the following:
Men were fighting in downtown Belgrade. The fight began in a card room.
A man's "soon to be ex-wife" stole the hubcaps off his vehicle parked on Border Lane. (AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T MESS WITH HIS TRAILER HOME HUBCAPS)
The Montana State University Police reports from Feb. 3 to Feb. 5 included the following:
Several men were wrestling. They were cited for underage drinking.
A student tossed a tray of food against the wall and ceiling at a dining hall. (TEEN ANGST AT ITS FINEST)
A woman might have been poked with a needle while she was at a party. (MIGHT HAVE BEEN "POKED"? I THINK I WOULD KNOW IF I HAD BEEN "POKED" - ESPECIALLY BY A NEEDLE...)
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